So, this blog is the most unknown thing in the universe; literally, nobody has ever read this bar me. So surely, on hipster terms this blog must be extremely cool and out there. That is, of course, if I were catering for hipsters.
You see, I'm not catering for anybody because nobody reads these blogs so... I could post anything I wanted, which I won't, but easily could and not worry about another human being ever actually reading it.
I did post a Youtube video once but took it down because it was just too embarrassing: me talking to a camera was like watching an hydrophobe attempting to swim - just downright painful.
In conclusion, and I must conclude formally, if anyone ever stumbles apon this then feel bloody cool. Feel like you've been through the eye of the needle and can now walk through the streets with a sense of integrity and credibility that you couldn't get from those blogs where people actually read them. Because this blog is UNpopular.
